i met a white rhinocerous, and sometimes i like to play tricks on him, because of the danger, or the fact that it's not dangerous because he is in a zoo and i am safe. in any case, it is not very smart to make fun of the poor rhinocerous. i have no right, maybe, but then again, maybe i have.

the smashing pumpkins have a song called rhinocerous but i am not sure what it is about. more people are killed by hippopotemi than rhinoceri each year. thats interesting, most people would think the reverse. rhinoceri have horns mostly for defense though. they have dry knees and elbows and they are unable to cry, and unable to climb trees. monkeys could throw coconuts at them, if there were monkeys in the savannah.