yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
i spoke to an old friend and was overwhelmed by his eagerness to be so kind
maybe he wants to bang the shit out of me
maybe he wants to avenge his career's death

all i can think about is my car
i want a pretty thing
but i think i made it all up
(everything i've seen is inside me
until an old friend confirms it)
in a sweet and lovely little way

"FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH!"
says Jasmine the whore
standing up
she ain't no anastasia...

I could scream better
(I'm in rep theatre.)