so tonight i discovered mr. josh's livejournal! oooh sassy little josh. i really am glad that he is my friend (a la many entries in journal) because he's a fine fellow and goddamn it i will MAKE him take me to the brits. and he knows he'll get some. so i don't see the problem =)...but he has surveys in his livejournal and mr. george sent me a survey which he dared to call "the best survey EVER!" so i figure it must be pretty good there...so i suppose i will give it a shot, because mr. george has pretty good judgement. (the mr. things are reference to sense and sensibility, and mr. darcy. because mr. is a wonderful formality for men.)

without further ado, mr. george's so-called "best survey ever!!!!"

Name: Miss Betsy-Shane

Favorite TV Show: man show, queer as folk, duckman, friends.

Have you ever "gone commando" (no undies)in public?: haha, i actually took off my undies walking down a main road in town once! it was a cheap thrill, alright. well worth it though.

Have you ever shoplifted?: unfortunately. i bow my head in shame, but smile secretly at free batteries.

Have you ever vandalized someone's house?: are you asking if i've ever been to an open house party?

Have you ever used a toilet and left a floater?(Either on accident or on purpose): well, not to my knowledge...although...once...when i was at a party, i kept using the same broken toilet over and over again to pee.

Would you ever participate in a study group for an experimental drug if they paid you?: well, it depends on what the experimental drug is for, but, probably would.

You're at a loved one's funeral. The hottest celebrity on earth in your opinion is attending a funeral in another parlor in the funeral home. You meet in the lobby. This celebrity asks if you want to have sex in a yet-to-be occupied 3rd funeral parlor. Do you shag him/her?: without blinking. alex i'm yours.

A thril-seeking millionaire offers you 1 million dollars to go to the roof level of a 60 story building. On the roof are 10 bungee cords. 8 will work fine, 2 of them will break. In order to win the money you have to pick one out of the 10 cords and jump off the building. Do you do it?: nope. i'm afraid of heights, and more afraid of thrill seeking millionaires.

Another millionare says he will give you 10 million dollars to go into a dark alley and murder a homeless man. This homeless man is begging for death.This homeless man has no possesions and no living family or friends. And there is NO WAY any authorities will EVER find out you were involved. Do you kill this man?: yes. as long as homeless guy doesn't put up a fight and i get to kill him however i want.

Have you ever been tied up during sex?: yea.

Can you find at least one thing you like about Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album?: yes! "You took the words right out of my mouth, it must've been when you were kissing me." what a great line.

A co-worker you only marginally like comes in from lunch break totally blasted on Xstasy. Do you help him get through the rest of the day's work? Or ignore him and let the boss figure it out on his/her own? Or throw him a glowstick and fetch the boss yourself?: i'd throw him a glowstick and giggle at how entertained he is by it.

Food you're eating drops on the floor. Do you imply the 3 second rule?: if it's good food/expensive food.

You're in class and over the loudspeaker you are told nuclear missles were launched at the US and are about 10 minutes away. Do you try to find shelter? Contact family? Or beg for sex?: "oh god someone fuck me while i call my mum!"

You're sleeping over a friend's house. You are just starting to wake upIn the early AM, this friend's 8 year-old brother walks in the room naked and puts his dick in your hand. Do you pretend to keep sleeping? Wake up in an uproar and risk your freinds seeing and ridculing you? Or quietly break the kid's dick in half?: i'm going to quietly break the kid's dick in half and shove it down his throat. little 8 year old jackoff.