mmmmm living in the lap of luxury. here i was complainning about my whole ppersonage/stigma and heree i am executing everything i can to keep it that way

huzzah going home soon, beach party will be choppy now because parentsw aree suddenly beachgoerss...bastards. this means we must work very quickly.

you know who is not going to be at you know what so i can't rape him =( i am 90% sure at least...

i want to write a book of pseudofiction. i already have two. if byron rogers cann do it, by god, then so can i. =)

gill this is basiccally an update for you. hhe what else? i bougth a present for you. i have gained back 3 of the 14 pounds i lost this month. i had really really spicyy indian food (why do we neglect indian and thai food? i hate chinkk food now it makes me sick indian or thai, or japanese obviously but i am afraid of sushi here. it smells fishy.) and drank a few bottles of wateer and now i will go drink a few botles of vodKa and meet brendan and geena and see how the riverr runs. huzzah.

alrighty i should get going much love

it seems like i'm writingg a letter.