2002-09-14
12:51 a.m.
convo edited for vulgarity and stupidity x (12:06:22 AM): WELLL.. Halmooky (12:06:56 AM): youre irresponsible x (12:07:12 AM): YOUR CUTE I LIKE HOW U PHRASE THINGS x (12:09:17 AM): WELL NUMBER? x (12:13:08 AM): HELLLO? Halmooky (12:18:59 AM): well Halmooky (12:19:00 AM): as you stated Halmooky (12:19:04 AM): you have your game Halmooky (12:19:07 AM): and i have mine x (12:19:14 AM): HUH? Halmooky (12:19:16 AM): if my number wasn't important enough to keep a hold of Halmooky (12:19:31 AM): then i am not going to waste my time being 2nd priority x (12:20:01 AM): I LOST MY AGENADA W/ EVERYTHING x (12:20:19 AM): IT WAS STOLEN x (12:21:14 AM): WHY ARE U BEING SO BAD INSTEAD OF SYMPATHETIC I LOST SOMETHING W/ TONS OF SHIT IN IT x (12:22:21 AM): WELL..NUMBER? Halmooky (12:24:43 AM): agenada? Halmooky (12:24:48 AM): was that supposed to be agenda? x (12:25:03 AM): YES CUTY x (12:27:56 AM): WELL ARE WE TALKING SOON... Halmooky (12:28:05 AM): i dunno/ x (12:29:06 AM): WHY THE ATTITUDE TONIGHT Halmooky (12:29:27 AM): b.c Halmooky (12:29:39 AM): if a guy loses my number then that's pretty much it for him Halmooky (12:29:44 AM): it's your responsibility x (12:29:54 AM): IF U LOST SOMETHING IMPORTANT I WOULDNT SAY I GUES MY NUMBER WASNT IMPORTANT TO U x (12:30:49 AM): IVE MANAGED 100;S OF MILLIONS FOR CLIENTS I KNOW RESPONSIBILITY SOMEONE BREAKING INTO MY FRIENDS CAR IS NOT MY IRRESPONSIBILITY Halmooky (12:30:51 AM): agenda is defined by webster's dictionary as "A list or program of things to be done or considered" x (12:32:15 AM): IN THE SHARPER IMAGE CATALOG ITS APLACE FOR NUMBERS WHY THE BULLSHIT YOUR KOOL BUT... x (12:32:32 AM): DO U LIKE ,ME WANT TO TALK MAYBE SEE ME? Halmooky (12:32:41 AM): i don't know anything about you Halmooky (12:32:46 AM): except that you want to fuck me. x (12:33:11 AM): THATS WHY WE TALK ON THE PHONE Halmooky (12:33:25 AM): i dunno i don't think it's worth it Halmooky (12:33:34 AM): trev comes home next friday x (12:34:11 AM): I THINK IT IS ASIDE FROM THE ORGASMS I WIL BE A FRIEND YOU WOULD WANT DOWN THE ROAD TO HELP U FIGURE SHIT OUT Halmooky (12:34:43 AM): except you made me promise never to call you afterwards. x (12:35:17 AM): I DID.. Halmooky (12:35:47 AM): yep x (12:35:52 AM): I HATE TYPING LETS DO THE PHONE THING Halmooky (12:36:04 AM): i can't talk on the phone right now. x (12:36:20 AM): SO WEWILL TALK IN AN HOUR Halmooky (12:38:03 AM): ok x (12:38:17 AM): NUMBER? x (12:39:39 AM): WELL? Halmooky (12:39:47 AM): i'll give it to you then. x (12:40:12 AM): I WONT BE ON HERE IN AN HOUR x (12:40:38 AM): WHY THE GAMES... TONIGHT Halmooky (12:41:03 AM): because i have no reason to believe anything you say. x (12:41:19 AM): WHY... JUST LETS TALK LATER x (12:43:41 AM): WELL.. Halmooky (12:43:56 AM): i don't really know x (12:44:10 AM): WAHTS TO KNOW ABOUT TALKING W/ ME ON THE PHONE.. Halmooky (12:44:24 AM): it's a fucking pattern of behaviour Halmooky (12:44:29 AM): that's whats to know about it x (12:44:40 AM): MY FRIENDS CAR BEING BROKENINTO... Halmooky (12:45:37 AM): you demand attention, power blah blah blah... i abide and i have no power in the situation, i have no idea whether you even have a friend's car, or if you have a pile of 26 numbers in your room and it doesn't really matter it just isn't anything particularly new or exciting, it's nothing real. Halmooky (12:45:54 AM): maybe i'm expecting too much. x (12:46:18 AM): U SHOULD U KNOW WHATEVER U NEED TO KNOW x (12:47:24 AM): SO LETS FINISH THE FIGHT ON THE PHONE AND WE WILL MAKE UP THIS WEEK Halmooky (12:48:25 AM): i can't make up this week Halmooky (12:48:26 AM): i'm 17 Halmooky (12:48:30 AM): i have school Halmooky (12:48:33 AM): and a curfew x (12:48:56 AM): SO TEHN SOON... x (12:49:32 AM): 26 A PERSONALITY BIG APARTMENT A GOOD BARTENDER A BIG COCK AN EXPERIENCED TOUNGE U OWE IT TO YOURSELF Formerly fatter girl caves in and gives her number again to the glib playa. Halmooky (12:51:34 AM): if you call before 2 i won't pick up. So why do i keep doing this? My standards once were: attractive, intelligent and kind. Yea, right. That will happen. So first I lowered intelligence standards a little...does it really matter if they say "Your so pretty" instead of "You're so pretty"? No, the basic point comes across. But they think they're smart anyway, and grow cocky because of the power they have, because let's face it, we girls are weak, weak, fucking girly, emotional creatures. When we're told anything like that we kind of want to pursue it, especially those of us who feel so shunned by certain unmentionable guys who really honestly just ruin us for everyone else by destroying our abililty to lust properly without remembering their laughing face going "you didn't seriously think i was into you? oh you did? sorry!" fuckheads. If I didn't hate riotgrrls I would adopt me a bulldyke. Look at this guy. He has none of the things I desire. He's okay visually (a jew though), he's a complete fucking asshole with no charm whatsoever (eg: made me promise never to call afterwards) and no brain in his fucking head (eg: takes word definitions from the sharper image catalogue/ the yours...come on it's so fucking annoying!)...i deserve better than this. he wrote his little list of what is great about him. I am the Honesty and Grammar Queen, so here's my little list: Why You should Date Me: -17 -disease free -1550 SATs -94.2 GPA -blonde -easy -sardonic -alcoholic -insomniac -insane -creative -insecure enough to be actually drawn in by this bullshit -in love with someone who is sexually dead -stupid enough to fall for your lies -upwardly mobile -not a feminist -well read -totally honest -totally loyal -totally a doormat so come on, take a swing, especially if you're fey, bottle blonde, and from north suffolk county.
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