i've never been sick from alcohol before. i was last night. i drank about 3/4 of a bottle of louis jadot because it was delicious and i didn't want to share, and at first i was the most sensational winedrunk, then i decided to kick the bottle....and between winding roads and those 5 swigs i shouldn't have taken i got sick...and i caught most of it in my beautiful long sleeved tee shirt. but i got out and got sick again.

so i decided to strip down to underwear and walk back like that. apparently that was pretty funny....but i ask you-- if you were covered in vomit, would you want to keep those clothes on, if your underwear was decidedly clean and nice? I sure didn't! So i took them off. Indecent exposure can kiss my ass. we only passed about ten cars, and they were full of drunk children. so i washed my clothes in gilly's washing machine and then her dryer smelled like dog and didn't work so i put them in a garbage bag and went home. i have learned many lessons from last night--
1- Stick to Vodka when I want to be piss drunk.
2- Louis Jadot is great, but SHARE.
3- Drinking and driving do not mix. Neither do drinking and being a passenger with a history of carsickness.
4- (Thankfully not learned from experience) Never make a drunken girl with history of carsickness ride bitch.

Lahdedah. Have a great weekend everyone!