She bought 3 packs of cigarettes. One is halfway gone. How many cigarettes will be used?

Ans:There will not be enough to last the day.

Yes, that's right, driven to the tobacco/nicotine because of hell in life....horrible writing skills, pants that should never be washed and dried both washed AND dried (and subsequently now a size 8 instead of a nice, comfy size 10), friends running across 4 corners of earth, hair angry and suddenly curly(?), i feel like bridget fucking jones. all i need now is the booze. and maybe a sex life. BRING IT.