my body's a parody of a cartoon lady
all twin orbs and orafices
shivering and hungry
blonde and big lipped and bloated

can you smell the sex on me
i can tell i'm not pretty
but there's something about me
that keeps me on your mind

and it's good when you're a good guy
but it's bad when you'e a bad guy
and you wait and watch intently
for the day you're going to get me.