i know how bad this looks
i felt it from the second
the second cab came around

and how he couldn't wait
and wouldn't listen
and didn't understand
the stand I took

but he was young
and I was tired
and feeling unloved

so I caved
and oh my god
it was insane
feeling his big body
coming down on me

and I wonder
if it would rub you so wrong
if I fleshed out my deck
with a suitor of another suit
loquacious and young and so turned on
but immature and high maintenance and totally hohum

my friends make fun
but we all know
he's not one
I could ever love