I really like that you're going to business school. I always thought you'd be a great law student, though. Like, you'd be the black sheep of Duke Law who comes to class with her punk attitude, and wipes the floor with the buttoned-up "proper" country club kids with her unruly and subversive ways. I always thought you were an anarchist at heart. Don't ever change, Betsy. Don't ever change.

-the shark